A pleasant dream

JULIE:Are you doing the football pools, Brian?
BRIAN:Yes, I've nearly finished, Julie. I'm sure we'll win something this week.
JULIE:You always say that, but we never win anything! What will you do if you win a lot of money?
BRIAN:If I win a lot of money I'll buy you a mink coat.
JULIE:I don't want a mink coat! I want to see the world.
BRIAN:All right. If we win a lot of money we'll travel round the world and we'll stay at the best hotels. Then we'll return home and buy a big house in the country. We'll have a beautiful garden and ... 
JULIE:But if we spend all that money we'll be poor again. What'll we do then?
BRIAN:If we spend all the money we'll try and win the football pools again.
JULIE:It's a pleasant dream but everything depends on 'if'!